Portraits Of Seventh Heaven Pt 2 (Sad)

‘If I was ever happy, you’d think I’d know, right?’ 

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Portraits Of Seventh Heaven Pt 1 (Sad)

‘I am sad because everybody around me is sad. It’s really hard to avoid and it rubs off on me. I just broke up with my boyfriend and I’m having to move into a new place too quickly to really be picky about it, which is really stressing me out. I just want this year to be over.’

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Apologies

‘There is nothing wrong with you’.

Christ my keyboard is filthy. 
I have been dipping my hands in honey recently, writing pretty stories so slathered in whimsy I’m surprised they don’t make the readers vomit from the sweetness of them. The back of my throat tacky. Because some days are better than others, obviously, and some days call for an indifference.

Have you noticed how beautiful everybody is?

I can’t put PO7H off much longer I know, the deadline came and went and I am sorry. I’m just not happy with the ‘finished’ pieces yet. And I am afraid you will take offence (I put your feminine words of sorrow into the mouth of an awkward man who rides the bus for fun and lack of anything else to do). 

I am quite unreliable always. I have no date set for when I will actually start posting them but they will be posted. Not that you probably care so much anyway, you have much better things to read and do.

TN

Deadline

I will start posting Portraits Of Seventh Heaven by the third of March. 

Please do let me know now if you would like to change your answer, I’m still accepting new ones as well. If you’re not happy with me posting your full answer (without your name) please also do let me know now. 

Thank you to all of you who have sent yours in in the meantime. I’m thinking of using at least two to send to publications.

TN 

Oh God Frigid Thoughts

*PO7H is coming, I promise. I’m having problems disconnecting myself from some of the people who I know, even vaguely, who sent in their responses. 

The rain is intermittent tonight. Like an insecure come-on, it wanes, unsure. Unties and reties its laces, hesitates again. 
For fucks sake. 
In the supermarket feeling up fresh figs, I’m as dithering as the weather. So ripe some are bursting from their supple leathery skins. I feel the same sometimes. The humidity induces a feeling of extreme youth, raw and untrained, my skin is not enough. Blessed with euphoria, I buy two. They are something I look forward to.
Being a gluten-free vegan is not difficult. Considering one of the more prominent reasons for eating meat is the expense of vegetarianism or veganism, well, you can buy 480grams of buckwheat for three dollars (two cents).  
But I’m no preacher.

At the gym I’m trying to beat a girl on a different machine, I’m not a competitive person by nature, in my head I create games with myself. Get to this intersection before that car does (or else your family will die. Not really. Religion might be something like OCD but I have neither).
I think she’s doing the same because she gets off thirty seconds after me. She wasn’t even on an incline. Bitch.

On another note I’m pretty sure ‘for fucks sake’ should actually be ‘for fuck’s sake’. Am I right?

Thinking you’re ugly is kind-of hilarious. You’re somebody’s reason to get off. 

On getting off: Fuck do I hope you never gave a thought to the expectation I would be jealous or hurt. Maybe she’s faking an orgasm right now.

Portraits Of Seventh Heaven

So far I have seven usable (and willing to be used) answers. I’d really like at least twelve so if you’re around and you’re bored and you’d like to send me something send me this:

If you are happy/ why or why not.

Ask or tidfsi@gmail.com
Thank-you! 

TN

Day seven can wait, I’d like to address what’s going on with my latest project and why I’d like you to tell me if you’re happy or not.

Basically a collection of short pieces based on every one of you but solely on what you have told me, I won’t be looking at your blogs or asking you anything else. Just if you are happy and why or why not. You’re more than welcome to go anonymous, a fair few have already. I’ll be posting the pieces one by one with the answer you’ve given at the beginning of each. It’s basically totally fictional and not much to do with what kind of person you are at all, but if you’d like to see what your views can look like on somebody else, you’d be helping me out with your answers.

If it all works out I’ll publish it in hard format with illustrations and whatnot. We’ll see.

TN

ask or tidfsi@gmail.com

Can you help me with something I am working on:

I need: If you are happy or if you are not and why you think that is. As much or as little detail as you’d like. 

TN

Ask or tidfsi@gmail.com